Hey Charlie new game title?

Well as Charlie said, hell of a month and here we go again. So as for some of you who might be in the know and not. Here is some background to fill in the gaps and explain the rational behind my recent "vacation".

So I am one of those guys that you either want to kill right off the bat or you fall in love with. I have as of yet been unable to find a happy meadium...hmmm

"our" collective idea about starting a repair business is a good one but for my complications. Since it is apparent I am one of those fortuant guys that can avail himself of a state paid vacation at any given time. In my case I went to prison for DUI back in 2004, I did two years 21 days, nope didn't kill anybody, no accidents. I just happened to have a prior from 1993 nice huh? So enter release from that vacation in January 2007 and the move to Morro Bay from the central valley (Fresno) to Morro Bay. I have spent the last year and a half kissing ass, licking dingle berries and being a real model citizen even paying taxes (need to see shrink) not one glitch on my sterling parole record. Enter teeneager kid (whom may still have a limited lifespan) :) and his buddies coming 'home' fucked up and drunk. Who didn't do that when we were at that age? I flipped out and shooed them all out. This was like a month or so ago.

Juniour decides it is a good idea to stash his pipe and a small amount of booze behind his drawer under his bed, knowing that this is bad ju'ju for me and me not knowing that it is there. Mind you I am pretty liberal. Fast forward to last week parole authorities being the ever watchful diligent civil servants keeping normal people safe from assholes like me decide it is time to "toss" macs house, no problem part of the aforementioned dingle berry licking game. In the quest to keep the public safe they find, 1) the pipe with small amount of weed in it 2) A bottle of booze 1/4 full. Bingo off to jail I go, because your tax dollars demand that assholes like me get locked up, it keeps you safe.

The whole affair is small shit in the bigger picture, also given my sterling record while out. They (parole) decide that issuing me a formal parole violation is not in the best interests of public safety, thus keeping me from being returned to a 'formal' prison setting for an undetermined amount of time. Instead they drop some paperwork on me and tell me to get the fuck out of there county, ergo San Luis Obispo. Nice, job, family charlies wife all gone now. I have been specifically orderd to report to Fresno County on Monday the 19th to start licking dingle berries off another parole officer, (I think I will miss Charlies wife the most), my option are zero. I have no reason to be in Fresno nor do I want to be there. They (Fresno) may tell me to go fuck myself and go back to SLO (ideal situation), they may give me work passes on 30 day increments, they may put me on 'write in's (real ideal) or they may just tell me so sorry your fucked. (the latter I suspect will be the case) That scenario obviously puts the business in non operation. Fortuantly I have told Charlie he will incur no costs from this venture and that I will handle the startup costs etc. You guys will have a nice "office" to go tweak in for 6 months, maybe you all can grind together the cash to keep the space? But I am thinking worse case is that I am vacation for 6 months at which time I should be a free man and can get back in the game...LOL
So there you guys go now your in the 'loop', you now know that Charlie is certifiable! Maybe we have a theme for a new game something like Grand Theft Auto....call it say "Avoid the PO" lmao...peace I am out